Ern Esto |
Ern Esto
- Class
- 2026
- Position
- C
- Height
- 7'4"
- School
- Club Team
- 941 Elite
Player Bio
How would you briefly describe your gameplay style?
I am a major presence in the post and I use my big frame to harass the other team on defense. I especially like injuring the players that think they are tuff and especially if they don't look like me. I don't respond well to trash talk so that's why I average 5 fouls and 2 techs per game. I led the state of Florida in spectators injured so that's a plus.
Can you provide a brief description of your mentality or personality?
I use the mentality of NFL player Ndamukong Suh because he is known to be a dirty player and I want to injure people like he does. Off the court, I have a short fuse because back in the D. R., my teachers weren't kind and taught me to be rude and injure people when they don't do what I say.
Are you involved in any clubs, organizations, or have you received any non-sport awards?
I was in the high school yearbook for most likely to be a crackhead. I also joined the curling club but they kicked me out for throwing a rock at my coach. But in fairness, he deserved it because he told me to "go back to my country thicc burito." I told him I want to eat some thicc burito because I am chubby but then I sat on him and he had to go to the hospital.
What skills or qualities have you developed, such as leadership, teamwork, or community service?
I started the thicc burito eating contest in my school and now in the basketball team I have become the leader and I help my teammates relieve themselves after game resulting in an dominant right forearm.
Have you faced any significant challenges? If so, please describe.
I escaped the my abusive father who would whip me brutally with no mercy. He also made me have extreme pain in my anus because I didn't do good at school. After coming to the USA, everyone here calls me "thicc burito" but I call them chubby cheeseburger but they get mad so they fight me but i always win.
What type of college are you looking for?
I am looking for a college where i can continue my passion of thicc burito eating.
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